10 Secret Confessions of the Super Money Making Affiliates

10 Secret Confessions of the Super Money Making Affiliates



go read that article first and then come back here to read the rest of today’s post. Pickles took several heartfelt jabs at the ludicrous “Make Money Online” bloggers. You know the type of bloggers I’m talking about. They’re everywhere. The putrid self-proclaimed Super Affiliates who have cartoon character mascots, post pictures of their Adsense checks and generally feed their readers a load of fecal matter every time they post in hopes of making enough affiliate cash to pay for a couple of Pumpkin Spice Crème lattes (with whipped cream, of course) at Starbucks.


Wake up people !! Real affiliate marketers do not drink Frappuccinos or Lattes and real affiliate marketers certainly would never be caught uttering some of the oozing dribble seen emanating from this overpopulated niche where brain cells have taken a back seat to palpable absurdity.
After reading through my fair share of the “” blogs, looking for a sanguine grain of truth but instead only finding a miserable plethora of hustle and jive sandwiched between slices of regurgitated contrivance, I decided it was time to end the silence.
Following the lead set by Swollen Pickels, I offer you 10 Secret Confessions of the Super Affiliates - a no holds barred look at what these narcissistic charlatans try to peddle you as truth and the real truth behind the misinformaton they would like to perpetuate as affiliate gospel. So, with no further brouhaha, here we go…
  1. What they say - I make $100K per month in PPC Marketing with Copeac !
    What they really mean - I still live with my mom and dad because I spend all of my money on $350 an ounce hydroponic weed.
  2. What they say - Look at this payment proof picture of my earnings check !
    What they really mean - My little sister in middle school is really good at Photoshop and I had here chop this picture for me.
  3. What they say - Affiliate marketing pays my bills and then some !
    What they really mean - In reality, I have no bills (see #1) because I live in my parents basement.
  4. What they say - I bought a Lexus from PPC marketing and now all the girls at school want to ride to lunch with me !
    What they really mean - I have a small penis but I bought a penis extender kit and a bottle of Viagra from some Russian spam email.
  5. What they say - You can get rich like me if you follow my “Super Affiliate” techniques !
    What they really mean - Somebody please buy my e-book on clickbank because I’m running low on hydroponic weed that I need to be stoned to come up with crazy ideas for my new e-book.
  6. What they say - I made my first million in PPC/SEM before I was out of college !
    What they really mean - I still haven’t taken my basic math courses because I spent $3 million on Adwords to make $1 million.
  7. What they say - I’m so cool, someone made a cartoon character of me !
    What they really mean - I spent the money my parents sent me for Clearasil pimple creme on Adwords so I couldn’t take a real picture.
  8. What they say - PPC Marketing is so super easy !
    What they really mean - Ask my parents about the $9000 per month Google Adwords charges on their credit card.
  9. What they say - I make so much money online I dropped out of college !
    What they really mean - I couldn’t afford my tuition this semester because I spent my student loan on Adwords and hydroponic weed and my parents cancelled my credit card.
  10. What they say - I’m a Super Affiliate !
    What they really mean - I have bondage mask, leather cape, spandex body suit, latex gloves and a can of Crisco in my dorm room closet to prove it.
Well, there you have it folks, the 10 Secret Confessions of the Super Affiliates.
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